Pics by CPhoenix, veggie abuse by Ryukin
Vehicle unknowingly supplied by Shocker.
Background: 1x expensive car, 1x stupidly large big bore exhaust & a quantity of exotic root vegetables!
Note the bonkers exhaust system - wouldn't look out of place on the cover of Max Power :)
Observe the extreme girth of this awesome object
This view illustrates the stupidity of putting a bucket-like tailpipe on an otherwise sensible exhaust system...
A yummy selection of Sainsburys' finest produce...
Trying it out for size...
Double Fisting!
But wait - there's more! Triple fisting! Thanks to CPhoenix for the loan of his fist...
Fisting guru Ryukin demonstrates the proper technique...
Oh, the joys of armpit-deep fisting!
A sight to bring joy to any Welshman's heart...
Make sure you eat lots of wholesome vegetables...
A slight tropical touch to brighten up the scene
'Broccoli' is a word (and a vegetable) with endless comic potential
Ooh, missus! Look at the size of that bloke's marrow!
A truly awesome sight...
Who says God doesn't have a sense of humour? How else can you explain this obscenely shaped vegetable?
In she goes...bum first
CPhoenix's turn to indulge in vegetable sodomy
Is it a sausage? No, it's a squash!
Behold the bulbous beauty of this awesome squash
I thought lubrication would be necessary here, but no - it doesn't touch the sides :)
Whoops, almost lost it!
Ryukin looking menacing with a bottle of bubbly
Reenacting that famous porn film scene...
This is thirsty work - time for a pop break
Ryukin doing his bit to support greedy multinational corporations
Help keep Britain tidy - please dispose of your litter in an appropriate manner
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