Pics by CPhoenix, veggie abuse by Ryukin
Vehicle unknowingly supplied by Shocker.

Background: 1x expensive car, 1x stupidly large big bore exhaust & a quantity of exotic root vegetables!

Note the bonkers exhaust system - wouldn't look out of place on the cover of Max Power :)

Observe the extreme girth of this awesome object

This view illustrates the stupidity of putting a bucket-like tailpipe on an otherwise sensible exhaust system...

A yummy selection of Sainsburys' finest produce...

Trying it out for size...

Double Fisting!

But wait - there's more! Triple fisting! Thanks to CPhoenix for the loan of his fist...

Fisting guru Ryukin demonstrates the proper technique...

Oh, the joys of armpit-deep fisting!

A sight to bring joy to any Welshman's heart...

Make sure you eat lots of wholesome vegetables...

A slight tropical touch to brighten up the scene

'Broccoli' is a word (and a vegetable) with endless comic potential

Ooh, missus! Look at the size of that bloke's marrow!

A truly awesome sight...

Who says God doesn't have a sense of humour? How else can you explain this obscenely shaped vegetable?

In she goes...bum first

CPhoenix's turn to indulge in vegetable sodomy

Is it a sausage? No, it's a squash!

Behold the bulbous beauty of this awesome squash

I thought lubrication would be necessary here, but no - it doesn't touch the sides :)

Whoops, almost lost it!

Ryukin looking menacing with a bottle of bubbly

Reenacting that famous porn film scene...

This is thirsty work - time for a pop break

Ryukin doing his bit to support greedy multinational corporations

Help keep Britain tidy - please dispose of your litter in an appropriate manner

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